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We’re all for a bit of creative freedom in the character creation, which is why we’re happy to see that the new Conan Exiles from Funcom comes with quite a lot of both. The game features pretty comprehensive character editing, right down to the family jewels. The game uses sliders to allow you to adjust breast size and male endowment and comes with all the body physics required to make sure you come out swinging with whatever you choose to be packing.
- February 6, 2017. I’ll admit right off that my interest in Conan Exiles was piqued by my friend Chris’s article about its dong physics. You can adjust dong size, you see; as Chris says, there should be a slide whistle sound effect for that. For women it’s breast size. The idea is, you start out naked.
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- Conan Exiles Breast Physics Ps4. This is a different approach from (say) Empyrion, where you arrive on an alien planet in an escape pod that includes a buttload of metal ingots, seedlings, weapons, a fabricator, a chainsaw, and motorcycle parts. Exiles is made by a Norwegian company, presumably strung out on death metal, so you begin with zilch.
OK so we’re being a little childish here with the “haha the game has penises in it”, but in all honesty, I’m amazed more games haven’t really had these kinds of options more often. The game features pretty extreme violence, as do a lot of games for that matter. So why can we have that, but still feel the need to cover up the bodies in an already adult rated game?
What’s more, Conan Exiles has a ‘Vanity Camera’, toggled by pressing V, which lets you examine your character from all angles. This is about the point in the game where you’ll notice the dong-and-sack physics, provided by the Unreal 4 engine. Serious point here.
The team over at PCGamer (see the Tweets below) seemed to be having a lot of fun putting the new physical and physics aspects of the character design system through its paces, but hey, that’s creative freedom for ya!
It’s fun to see the developers making good use of the physics engine in Unreal Engine 4, and we’re sure it’s going to lead to some pretty hilarious in-game antics in the coming months. One thing is for sure, the game really nails that whole tribal warrior vibe, and with the game hitting Steam Early Access soon, we’re eager to try out the actual gameplay, not just the endowment slider.
NSFW but Conan Exiles has an endowment slider. Big dong, little dong, big dong, little dong pic.twitter.com/MNgGsmlv32
— Chris Livingston (@screencuisine) January 30, 2017
NSFW, more cock & balls from Conan Exile. I hope this is earning me XP pic.twitter.com/159udrkgIp
— Chris Livingston (@screencuisine) January 30, 2017
warning, NSFW because of Conan Exile's cock & balls gif ok pic.twitter.com/H41VsIHy4j
— Chris Livingston (@screencuisine) January 30, 2017
Thank gosh was finally able to craft some clothing so i'm not completely naked (note: nsfw still cock & bawlz) pic.twitter.com/c7YFiGnyax Mts converter for mac review.
— Chris Livingston (@screencuisine) January 30, 2017
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If you’re a fan of customizing your characters in video games, but you often find the customization options lacking, consider picking up Funcom’s new Conan Exiles. The Conan the Barbarian game apparently lets you change the size of your character’s penis, and that penis is incredibly responsive to movement for some reason.
When the newest video game in the Conan series, Conan Exiles hit Steam this week, video game streamers on Twitch immediately latched onto the fact that Conan Exiles has a pretty robust customization feature, one which allows you to control the size of your character’s penis. It’s funny, but the actual fact that the penis customization includes some pretty complicated physics means that those of us who find crotch humor particularly funny are having a field day with Conan Exiles.
GIFs of barbarian warriors running buck naked, as well as images of characters traversing around the world of Conan Exiles with dick swinging are already making rounds on the internet.
Conan Exiles is an open world survival game in the vein of other popular games like Rust. Players are placed in a hostile world with no resources (or clothes). They must travel the world and fight monsters for valuable resources like food, weapons, and armor. If the player dies, they start all over again without any resources.
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Some games like Rust autogenerate the player’s characters, including gender, age, race, and yes, proportion sizes. Conan Exile gives those customization options to the players, allowing them to choose their own gender and age, and again, yes, proportions.
While survival games like Conan Exiles are meant to simulate the harshness of survival, players online seem more interested in seeing the various ways they can fling their character’s dicks, which is a kind of success on its own after years of discussions surrounding fantasy women characters and their small clothing and large breasts.
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Conan Exiles is available now on PC and Xbox One.